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Thursday, February 23, 2006

I'm Holding Out ...

A long time ago when the earth was young and men were bashing their mates in the heads and dragging them back to their caves for a romp we tidied ourselves up with these...

And then, man discovered fire and the TracII was born...

But man soon discovered that this did NOT give the closest shave possible and the women were running away screaming. Stubble kills. The iron age brought us ...
Surely this would be enough blades in a single razor to appease any man or woman! But no, technology improved and man could not be stopped during the industrial age, when the sky was the limit and everyone had to be top dog. Thus this was born...

But the information age, the world of internet, blogs and cellphones the size of quarters demanded a NEW creation ... and thus the next variation was born ...

Obviously the progression of the razor won't stop. Why clutter up my bathroom drawer with razors that go obsolete faster than my desktop PC? I've decided to hold out for the inevitable 29 BLADE RAZOR. I want a shave close enough that my face will have to regenerate a whole layer of flesh! Perhaps the Lazor Razor would be more technologically appropriate. A thin beam of light with CPU technology to keep you from ripping your face off. Perhaps even more sci-fi ... the Nanite Razor a dish full of microscopic robots with machetes that are preprogrammed with your facial/other hair design of choice.

How close is close enough?
Pushed by Pusher Robot at 1:14 PM

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Blogger blue1aqua1 revealed...

i use the gillette mach 3 on my legs and i think it works great! i get no complaints ;)

9:05 PM  
Blogger Shover Robot revealed...

No complaints on mine either, and I use the Gillette Venus :)

11:43 AM  
Blogger yep, it's me.... revealed...

i just love your header luring us to stand at the top of the stairs
- easily amused

9:50 PM  
Blogger Robyn revealed...

Lol I hear ya, it's like every other week they upgrade. Let's just all be fench instead. hehe

10:25 AM  

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