Tuesday, March 07, 2006

You're a what?

So I'm watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and the next contestant is introduced ... Chef Monica.
She gets to the $1000 question. It's a question regarding the U.S.D.A and what they grade from Prime to Select to Canner. The choices are kind of irrelevant. If I remember correctly she blew TWO lifelines getting the answer. I say "if i remember" because, to be honest ... i was having a hard time seeing the tv thru the tears in my eyes from laughter. She's a CHEF! Remember, they introduced her as CHEF...they talked about who she cooked for ... she's a FREAKING CHEF ... she has NO IDEA WHAT THE USDA GRADES?????? I'm sorry, it STILL cracks me up! She did however know which fin of a shark protrudes above the waterline ... cuz she learned it from South Park. Apparently there was no discussion about beef in South Park, perhaps she is still trying to figure out how to make "Beefcake". I wonder if the USDA grades that????

You realize Monica that you just "choked" on a FOOD question on NATIONAL TV! Good thing you didn't tell us where you work!
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Blogger Geeky Dragon Girl revealed...

People actually watch that show? ;)

9:16 PM  
Blogger Chelle revealed...

Can we say.....D'OH!?? Some people really need to think BEFORE they open their mouth :)

8:20 AM  
Blogger Pusher Robot revealed...

G.D.G.: in my defense, i watch that show ONCE in a blue moon but when i do, my goal is to see how far i can get answering the questions BEFORE the choices are given :) Plus it cracks me up just how stoopid some people are.

chelle: you have no idea how right you are about her keeping her mouth shut too ... she would "laugh" after every correct question. it was the kind of laugh that makes your ears bleed and wanna reach in the tv and hit her upside the head with the remote!

8:42 AM  
Blogger Chelle revealed...

Reason #356 why I dont watch that show.....stupid (as in common sense stupid, not intellectually stupid) people irritate

9:19 AM  
Blogger Jay revealed...

I am sure that very suddenly her customers might not feel as good about chowing down at her place.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Sassy revealed...

OH.MY.GAWD. That is fecking hilarious!

12:07 PM  

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